How To Be a Class "A" Douchebag

Hola amigo! Gomo estas? Si si..comprende...wakakaka...gilo po ckp Sepain plak..huhuhu..tu je la yg aq tau...plg common kot. Agak lame la tak menulis..tetibe hari ni aq ade idea plak. Recently aq ade trip g Padang, Indonesia. Needless to say utk org kampung cm aq ni g oversea..it was an amazing experience! Nnt la in later posts aq citer pasal trip tu. But now I want to tell you on how to become a class "A" douchebag.

What is a douchebag??

Senang cite douchebag ni seseorang yg sangat haremmm perangai, rupa dan gaya die la...kalo nk tau lebih lanjut klik sini dan makna sebenar douche tu dkt sini. Aq tak nk citer pasal ape bende douchebag ni sb da sgt common. Ape yg aq nk cite adalah bagaimana caranya untuk menjadi douchebag kelas A.

Telefon

Telefon...
Terlantar di situ...leper..kaku..tak bernyawa.
Gugusan cip silikon dan litar kecil yang berharga
Terus terlantar...dan terus terlantar..
Sesekali mata menjeling..
Sesekali mata merenung...
Sesekali tangan gatal untuk mengambil...
Ditekannya butang..ditenungnya skrin..
Namun...tiada apa..biasa..tiada yang istimewa...
"Bunyik la SIAL!!" Jerit aku...
Tapi dalam hati..takut kene maki..
Diletakkan kembali telefon itu...ditolaknya jauh-jauh..
Tiba-tiba hati tak putus asa...diambilnya telefon ditekan lagi butangnya ditenungkan skrinnya..
Namun tetap sama...tiada apa yang berbeza....
Ah, direbahkan kepala atas pembaringan...
Perlahan hanyut ditelan khayalan...

Demit...

Until The Next Rumblin...ciao.

Over it is...

Come up to meet you

Tell you I'm sorry

You don't know how lovely you are

I had to find you

Tell you I need you

Tell you I'll set you apart

Tell me your secrets

And ask me your questions

Oh let's go back to the start

Running in circles

Coming in tails

Heads are a science apart

Nobody said it was easy

It's such a shame for us to part

Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be this hard

Oh take me back to the start

I was just guessing

At numbers and figures

Pulling the puzzles apart

Questions of science

Science and progress

Could not speak as loud as my heart

Tell me you love me

Come back and haunt me

Oh when I rush to the start

Running in circles

Coming in tails

Coming back as we are

Nobody said it was easy

Oh it's such a shame for us to part

Nobody said it was easy

No one ever said it would be so hard

I'm going back to the start.

Until the nxt rumblin'...ciao

Review Movie : Keluli Sebenar

Okay..aq pon dah lame tak menulis...sb ape? aq takde idea. Lately ade je bende yg meruntuhkan mood serta idea2 aq utk menulis..so..aq tak jadi nak menulis. Well ironic huh? Sape suruh name kan blog ko "akutakpandaimenulis" kan dah kene...wakakakaka..

So hari ni aq pegi ke lapangan khayalan dimana segenap manusia masuk untuk melupakan seketika dunia sebenar....A.K.A the movies lah. So pas aq dihambat dengan komen2 seperti..."best movie ever" "best gile movie ni dowh" "That is a great movie" so..aq pon rase annoyed dan ended up watching the said movie...what movie? This...

Entry Pendek #3

Blowing up. Inside. I'm just a shell of a man that I once am....

Need time...if there's any. 

Until nxt rumblin'...ciao

Pretenders

Agak lame jugak tak menulis nih. Memang mind numbing sangat cuti 4 bulan tu. Yela..almost 70% of my day spent doing nothing. Keje pon tak slalu...huhuhu..anyway hari ni tetibe aq ade idea..so aq nk menulis la. Korg penah tak tgk citer The Pretender? Citer ni kalo tak silap ade tayang dekat metrovision ngan nt7. Tp aq rase tak byk org tau pasal citer ni. Citer ni pasal sorang laki amnensia yg sedang cuba mencari identitinya. Specialnya die ni..boleh buat sume bende...jadi polis boleh jadi cikgu boleh jadi lawyer boleh jadi doktor senang cite sume bende lah.

Ni title screen die

Manly tears

Semester baru dah bermula...tp aq takde bende nk cerita..hehehehe...but bru jumpe 1 vid courtesy of my housemate abe...First time tgk vid ni..manly tears. Sgt touching beb..huhuhu..korg try la tgk..mlm2 tutup lampu, hayati betul2..kompom pecah empangan..tak caye try la!

Until the nxt rumblin'...ciao!