Ahad Yg Menenangkan

Wahhh..lepas makan makanan yang dimasak oleh ibundaku terchenta paler otak ku sgt la aktif utk menulis. Wakakaka...sungguh tidak ku sangka...entry aq terdahulu telah mebuahkan rase tidak puas hati sekumpulan kumpulan (betul ke ni?). Dan terjadilah perdebatan (ade ke?) demi menegakkan (jgn pk laen!) benang masing2. Wateverlah..senang cite..pada kumpulan yg terasa tu, aq ckp skali lagi aq tulis tu berdasarkan ape yg aq lihat dan tonton di kaca televisyen. Dan aku dapat sume ni hasil cetusan idea dari watak lakonan Neil Patrick Harris, Barney Stinson from an American tv show How I Met Your Mother season 4 eps07 "Not a fathers Day". Kalo nk kepastian bleh la google or youtube or tgk dlm lappy aq pon boleh. What I can assure you is I wrote that piece NOT solely based on you guys. BUT I still want to say this (I am not admitting that I am wrong cause I'm not) I am sorry if I have offended you guys. 
I really Mean it. honestly.

Ni la Mamat nye

Okay and that's that...moving on.

So just I had watched the Movie Marley and Me. I honestly thought it was a comedic movie. Well it does have some comedy scene but it's NOT! Why did I thought that? Because Owen Wilson was in it! It was a good movie and I'll tell you I was crying my eyeballs off (and I dont cry easily). Seriously....sangat sedeyyy.....huuuuu...I reccomend you to check it out. Nak tau? Marley & Me was placed #5 in the poll of 20 movies that makes men cry. So tak hairan la kalo aq nanges time tgk citer ni. Huhuhuhuhu....

Ni la movie nyer...tgk la...x rugi..leleh wa ckp luuu...

And ape lagi? hmmmm..tah lah..idea ilang dah nnt lah..huhuhu

Until nxt rumblin', ciao.

Tempoyaakkk

Khamis yang...memalamkan??

Dah lame aq tak menulis dan dah agak lme jugak aq tak on9 mahupun 0ntime. Minggu ni mmg aq isytiharkan minggu malas bg aq. Sangat malas aq nk pegi klas. hmm...aq dah lame tak merapu...skang aq nak merapu pasal satu bende yg aq dah lame perasan, dah lame ketahui tapi aq tak tahu ape name fenomena tuh. Tp dengan pengamatan daripada pervert no 1 di dalam dunia telebesen, Barney Stinson....aq telah mengetahui ape name fenomena yg aq nk rapu kan nih....fenomena ini dipanggil sbg.....THE CHEERLEADER EFFECT

Mesti korg tertanye2 "ape bende tuh?" Wakakaka..THE CHEERLEADER EFFECT ialah.....errmmm...biar aq terangkn ape cheer leader tuh. Cheerleader dalam bahasa ibundanya ialah Kumpulan Penyorak. Ala cam slalu korg tgk dlm citer2 omputeh tu..kat Malaysia ni pon kdg2 ade. Diorang ni terdiri daripada gadis2 yang usually pandai gimnastik, ade rupe dan almost 70% dari mereka2 berambut blonde. heheh...ok lah..pastu selalunye, gadis2 ni akan berada dalam satu kumpulan. Makan same2 tido same2 kdg2 berak pon same2 kot, wakakakakaka. And almost usually they're all kind of like popular la....satu sekolah kenal.

Contoh awekz cheerleaders..huhuhu

Kay, back to the main point apekebende la THE CHEERLEADER EFFECT nih? Haa...THE CHEERLEADER EFFECT ni bila dimana sekumpulan gadis nampak hot TAPI hanya bila diorang bersama2 group diorang. Haa....cm aq ckp tadi utk mengekalkan status "Hot" diorang tu, diorang akan hanya bersama group2 diorang dan diorang takkan..and I quote..TAKKAN lepak or hang out or pape lah pon dengan group of people yg bukan group dgn diorang. Kalo ade pon on special occasion la cam kenduri ke ape ke..huhuhuh

Aq telah merumuskn...bhw cheerleader's ni...ade 2 jenis.
                          1. Jenis pemerintahan Queen Bee
                          2. Jenis Pemerintahan Demokrasi 
hahahaha...

Kategori Pemerintahan Queen Bee
Kategori Pemerintahan Queen Bee ni cm name nye..berpaksikan seorang gadis yg sama ada die tu popular, hot or both. Meaning die adalah tunjang kepada Cheerleader jenis ni dan kalau die takde, satu group tu takkan ade. Haaa.....dan secara tak langsung sama ada Queen bee (Gadis yg plg hot dlm group tu) tu sedar atau tidak akan mengawal semua tindak tanduk kumpulan tersebut. Contoh paling baik adalah.......heheheheh...PCD. Bukan Pak Cik Din tp Pussycat Dolls! Haa...kn satu dunia terpegun dgn bakat penyanyi utama dia Nicole Sherzinger..yang menempel ramai2 mane org pedulik pon..wakakakaka

Nicole Sherzinger 3 dari kanan. Yg lain mampuih aq tak kenal. wakakakaka

Kategori Pemerintahan Demokrasi

haa..yang jenis ni laen sket. Die kdg2 ade leader die, kdg2 takde, kdg2 tu tukar2 leader, kdg2 ade lebih dr sorang leader..heh confusing! wakakakaka. Unlike Pemerintahan Queen Bee tu tadi, diorang ni boleh berdiri sendiri tanpa kehadiran ketua2 diorang. Wakakakaka. Diorang jugak terdiri dari gadis2 yg lebih kurang same level of hotness. So takde yg stand out sgt...wakakaka. Mostly group diorang ni terdiri dari yg kiut2...dan slalunye takde yg "hot" la. Wakakaka...so tak nmpk sgt sape leader dlm group tu. Persamaan diorang dgn group 1 lagi ialah..kebersamaan diorang..haaahahaha..mkn same2, tido same2, b.....belajar same2..wakakakaka.

Pics from a very funny movie; Mean Girls. Ni contoh group demokrasi la ni. Semua equally hot.  Huhuhuhu

Haa..dari 2 kategori ni, boleh dibahagikan kpd 3 jenis plak:

                           1) Group Passive
                           2) Group Active
                           3) Group Passive + Active
Yang ni beselah. Korg sendri bleh agak kot. Wakakakaka. Malas aq nak terang.

CHEERLEADER EFFECT ni tak terhad pada perempuan je, kdg2 bleh nmpk pada lelaki gak tp SAAAANGAT jarang la. Wakakakaka. Sb lelaki lebih flexible..hihihihi....

Ade jugak group2 camni yang terdiri dari both male and female. Konsep ni tak fixed dan flexible. Bleh berubah2 ikut peredaran waktu dan ketika. Wakakakakaka....contoh paling baik adalah spt dibawah:

Ai neber hat a drim kam truuu..wakakaka

Tu lah jenis2 nyer...wakakaka..tp satu yang aq bleh cakap pasal 2 kategori group ni....almost usually (byk btol aq gune pkataan nih....takde idea ke?) The Queen Bee types will wage war with the Democracy type. Wakakaka..memang tak leh dinafikan bgaikan Red Devils vs The Blues. Msti ade je bertegang urat nyer. wakakakaka.

Tapi almost usually (Lagi????) diorang pandai menyembunyikan persengketaan diorang. Especially kalo yg pompuan..wkakakaka....bak kate kawan baik aq.."Tu name nye professional yie...." dan slalu gak la aq sambung.."AKA hippopotamus" wakakakakaka.

Pergh..ni entry paling panjang neh...wakakaka...tujuan aq tulis sume ni bkn pe nk kongsi idea aq dgn korg je...takde niat pape pon...huhuhuhu...

Honestly I had nothing against these groups...in fact, I'm in love with one of them...wakakaka..which group? which type? Passive? Active?

That's for me to know..and for you not to know..wakakakaka...

Until the nxt rumblin'...ciao!!

Isnin yang memalaskan....

Alhamdulillah....akhirnya berakhir jugak majlis makan malam jabatan yang menyaksikan aq sebagai pengarah programnya....huhhhhh...penat..tp aq bersyukur sangat2 sebab ade kawan2 yang menyokong aq dari belakang....thanx guys!!! I'ts you guys who made my hellish week a worthwhile! Huh..overall dinner malam semalam agak enjoy dan aq rasa lega sumer org puas makan (walaupun aq dapat rase sikit je chicken chop tu..huuuuu..). Walaupun byk cacat celanya tp aq rasa bangga sebab at least at the end of the nite org having fun instead of mencarut tak dapat makan...huhuhuhu..harap2 sem depan boleh buat lebih baik dari semalam. Lega hati aq bile jumpa penasihat persatuan dan die kate "semester ni kite tak rugi dan saya dapat balik duit yg saya dulukan". Syukur....

Tapi malam semalam aq rase aq sangaaattt laaa overrr exposed. aq la yg menyanyi aq la yang partner mc aq la jugak yg starting catwalk...(wahahahaha..tercapai gak impian aq nk buat entrance cam the rock. wahahahaha).

Tapi ape yang penting...utk semester ni...aq dah tak payah pening2 lagi dah nak pegi meeting bajet sume. wahahaha...concentrate on the grandest test of them all....FINALS!!!!

*credit to Ezhar Samadi for giving the idea of the Win/Fail lucky draw. Memang success!!

~Bulan Sabit..yang jatuh di pelantaran~~...wahaahhaha

Jumaat yg Terik

It's been a while since I wrote anything...all the mind numbing assignments...all the coursework...not to mention the society's activity list! The burden keeps getting heavier...and heavier...and heavier....I'm surprised myself that I haven't freak out..(yet..) from all this storm of intellectual activities...(there you go..rambling incoherently....again...signs of freak out? erk....)

So petang jumaat ni kawasan fakulti di penuhi student2 yang nk settlekn LDK diorang....kemahiran insaniah....nxt week turn aq pulak..kot? demmit..bile aq nak balik umah ni?? Aq da home sick siott!! (padahal takde jauh mane pon...s.alam-w.maju...kecoh je lebey)

Tomorrow nk pegi kelas ganti a.k.a pikinik klas Drama aq...(yess...aq ade klas drama so what?) hohohoho...dekat sungai gabai ulu langat..dah lamo tak mandi sungai harap2 jangan la ujan....aq dah la tak pandai berenang...erk...idea ade tapi malas plak nk menulis...len kali la...nxt time nnt ade satu teori yg aq belajar dari kotak bodo yg digelar televisyen..heheheh...

Until the nxt rumblin...ciao...

Cho Si Muka Ketat (Kelakau aq tgk die ni dlm THE MENTALIST)

                                   Aq suke lagu nih...very soothing..wakakaka

Selasa yang....penuh dengan debris...

It's been a while since I wrote anything in this rumblin' section that I called my blog. Last week academic trip, this week? Trip to Hell....(well, figuratively of course) assignments after assignments....like a rain of bullets back in the Normandy Beach in D-Day...a barrage of unrelenting figurative bullets leaving the state of mind in a temporary comatose...and what the hell am I rambling aboot? It's getting worse...wahahaha.

dan aq sekali lagi memerah otak memikirkan tajuk hape aq nk submit dekat Prof ni...huuuuuuuuuu....well...last week's academic trip was a bummer...nothing to be excited about...except becoming a temporary cam whores in front of the Universal Studios globe (which did not revolve...another bummer)...overall...hmph...I had much fun in last year's trip. I don't know...maybe I love my country too much other country seems dull to my senses. wakakakaka. 

Semalam shah alam dilanda ribut yang sangat kuat. Aftermath of Japan's Tsunami? Senang citer dalam lensa anak mata aq ni penuh dengan imej2 pokok2 sebesar pemeluk tumbang, sign board yang tercabot...paling banyak debris2 dari pokok berhampiran....nightmare for the tukang sapu UiTM....pagi tadi aq tgk muke pakcik yg sapu debris tu toya je...sian pakcik...sabo je la ek...Kalau2 pakcik tu ade anak yg masih belajar, harap2 berjaya la anak die tuh....amin...

Owh..my deepest condolences to all Japanese who had been tragically suffered by the tsunami's and earthquakes...until the nxt rumblin' ciao

                                     

                  

Jumaat yg _________(fill in the blanks)

Huh....kawan baik aq penah cakap dekat aq, "Tak baik mengeluh yie.." dan aq jgk akan slalu reply, "Alah..aq bukan mengeluh..aq menghela nafas panjang je..." but this time....kalo die tanya soalan yg sama..."Ye, aq mengeluh". Itu jawapan aq...npe aq mengeluh? Sebab aq penat...penat badan..penat mulut....penat otak....penat jiwa...sume penat lah! (tp tulis blog tak penat plak) huhuhuhu.....

Minggu ni kawan baik aq dinobatkan sebagai MPP..aq sangat bangga die naik..sebab ape? Ini bukti..yg org berotak "sengal" jugak boleh memimpin..wahahaha...ramai tnye aq sampai aq malas nk jawab dah.."Ko tak bertanding ke?" dan setiap kali lah jawapan aq...."Tak le..aq baru part 3..awal lagi...huhuhu" Aq tak penah tpk pon nk bertanding jawatan yg aq rase cukup besar dalam institusi pembelajaran se-Malaysia neh. Aq tamoh jd ahli politik...nnt k.o cepat...wahahaha

Okay..serious mode.

Kita ni adalah makhluk ciptaan Yang Esa yang berasal dari spesis Homo sapiens a.k.a Manusia. perkataan Homo sapiens ni derived from Latin pnye perkataan yang bermaksud "wise man" or "knowing man". So maksudnya kite ni ( ye ye masuk aq la skali) ade lah manusia yg ada akal dan dikurniakan oleh Yang Maha Esa kebolehan untuk berfikir. Walaubagaimanapun...(penanda wacana nih! cikgu BM aq ajar aq igt lg! hohohoho) 2 tak bermakna kite ni lepas dari melakukan kesilapan..ye tak?

Bile dah buat silap..especially buat silap pada org...kite mintak maap...betol tak?

Tapi pernah tak kite pk....ape tujuan kite mintak maap pada org yang kite buat silap tu?

Adekah sebab kite ambil berat pada org yang kite buat salah tu?

Adekah sebab kite ambil berat pada pandangan org lain?

Adekah sebab kite nak hilangkn perasaan bersalah kite je?

(Notice eh..aq gune ganti diri "kite" means ape yg aq tulis ni utk aq jugak...)

Aq byk buat salah dekat org...honestly kdg2 aq tak tau pn yg aq dah buat salah..tapi kalo ade sesape yg pernah aq buat salah..dan pernah jugak aq mintak maap dkt die...believe this...aq mintak maap ikhlas sebab aq ambil berat pada org yg aq buat salah tu...Yes, I apologize to you because I DO care about you. But then..that is me personally...org lain aq tak tau la..

Susah nak tau sebenarnye..kalau org yg mintak maaf dkt kite ni...sama ada die betul2 caring pasal kite..OR die just nak lepas kan rasa BERSALAH die je. Ye lah GUILT is not the greatest feeling in the world kn? Sape yang suke rase bersalah? Kn?

So...until the nxt rumblin'...ciao!

                                                      I'm leavin'

Ahad Yg......

Once again I find myself alone.....but this time I'm in the midst of posters of people of whom I knew of...well, hats off to them for bravely showing off their faces while wondering if some other people decided to get a little bit "creative". That is one of the quality needed to be a leader...(huisy..tulis omputeh..kecoh! wahahaha)

Byk mende jadi dalam 2-3 hari nih...Meeting bajet pon dah lepas kecuali program ceramah motivasi aq...harap2 sempat la..time is of the essence...but I think the most significant event that transpired this week that had affected me entirely is......a certain "she" is playing the "game" with me...I have no idea why she keeps doing that to me...and I don't have an idea why this keeps happening to me. Hmm....seriously I feel like....like...how can I put it....I feel....feel...helpless...trapped in a bar-less cage...unable to escape...damn it!

Then people around me keep saying "bunga bukan sekuntum". Honestly....I sick of that expression...really I'm sick of it. Memang la bunga bukan sekuntum tapi quantity is definitely not the issue here okay?? It's quality...not all the "kuntum2" bunga is the same as the one "kuntum" that I want. One more thing, the "bunga bukan sekuntum" is like an insult to me. It's like telling me to my face "Dude, the girl doesn't want you and you need to have a clue aboot that you hopeless bastard" Yeah, I know when to quit okay? Mybe I am hopeless but I'am not a freakin' idiot.

Dem, I'm outta ideas...untill the next rumblin'...ciao!

                                               I'm on fiiiiirreeeeee!!!!